Home » Kissing ass wasn’t something this dad signed up for! by Richard Aaron Wright Richard Aaron Wright balances his life as a digital media producer and a father. Kissing ass wasn’t something this dad signed up for! 0 It all started so well, then my son fell on his ass. Mommy was in Chicago and a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do! What happens when kissing your toddler becomes something more than you signed up for.