M reaches into a drawer beside my bed. I thought I had locked that drawer. She pulls it out and waves it around in the air squealing “Shiny!” Unfortunately, the in-laws are over. The whole room is suddenly silent. I rush over and take it from her, sure that my face is redder than the …
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